The 5 Most Inspiring Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk)

The 5 Most Inspiring Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk): "Some men shape history by accident, and some shape it by design. Some shape history by God's decree, and some shape it by sheer force of personal will. Still others shape history by drunkenly stumbling into it, urinating on it and then dancing around naked while wearing it like a hat. Those men are our heroes, and these are their tales."