A Lazy Person's Guide to Volunteering in the Community

A Lazy Person's Guide to Volunteering in the Community: "Volunteering is the best way to let others know what a good person you are. In fact, there is no other way, and unless everyone knows that you’re a good person, no one will ever name a street after you or give you a roast when you’re old. This is why you never see a street named ‘Hitler Boulevard.’ Plus, volunteering is a great way to get to heaven."